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Don’t make this guy angry

Losing Minnesota’s chance at the Superbowl be a razor thin margin was pretty tough to swallow, but we need not fear–for another champion is back–Brock Lesnar.

For those of you who don’t follow mixed martial arts (MMA), Brock Lesnar is a Minnesotan, former champion collegiate wrestler, and the Heavyweight Champion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). Lesnar is an incredible athlete, and almost got on the Vikings via a walk-in. That really says something, since he never played college football.

But there was a time recently when Lesnar was not so sure if he was even going to live, much less compete.

Brock couldn’t understand it. He felt so tired, and he thought perhaps he was having a bout of mononucleosis. He couldn’t train, and the doctors were unsure of what was causing his problems. He took a trip to Canada to relax and recharge his batteries. He awoke one night in extreme pain, and was rushed to the hospital. It was there than they found that he had a hole in his intestine from Diverticulitis. But they really couldnt’ do much for him, at least according to Lesnar.

One telephone call later and a high speed run back to the USA by his wife, Rena, and Lesnar admitted he was happy to be in America recieving the best healthcare. “They coudn’t do anything for me, it was like being in a 3rd world country” Lesnar said in a recent interview. Lesnar said he wanted to come out and make this point, he didn’t think Socialized healthcare was any good, and he wanted to warn people about “Obamacare”.

With a foe like Brock Lesnar, they better watch out.

DreadPirateRoberts

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